Terrorists Plan to Ruin World Bank/IMF Meeting - Mee Siam WITH Hum!
by Phoenix Klaw and Kok Kok Kway
In a sensational press conference today, the Singapore Police announced that they had foiled a large scale terrorist plan to ruin the World Bank/IMF meeting and destroy Singapore PM Lees reputation. The plan, to contaminate all local Mee Siam with Hum during the 10-day conference in Singapore!
Police Spokesman Kahnit Chilly revealed that Al Eetya, a Southeast Asian breakaway sect from Al Qaeda, had elaborate plans to use local distributors and gangs to add hum to all mee siam served during the conference. A centerpiece of the plan focuses on the banquet hosted by PM Lee on the opening day of the conference, where delegates were to be served a sampling of local food, such as laksa and mee siam.
The intention of this terrorist act is to destroy confidence in PM Lee, who had ordered during the National Day Rally speech that from now on, no mee siam should be served with hum, "Mee Siam Mai Hum", he said. A recovered email written by one of the terrorists said, "This will totally destroy any respect in our enemys ability to lead Singapore. No investor or foreign talent will ever enter Singapore again."
Revealing the sophistication of the operations, the terrorists had apparently infiltrated, succeeding in planting moles in the Protocol Department of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. The Protocol Department is responsible for the food served to the world leaders at PM Lees banquet. That even the MFA had been infiltrated must send a clammy feeling down the spines of our counter-espionage authorities.
The Singapore Police said that their discovery of the shocking plot had been due to a tip-off by a shrimp importer. The shrimp importer had been scared that if mee siam with hum were ever served, people might prefer mee siam with hum, instead of mee siam with shrimp. His business supplying shrimp to local mee siam hawkers might be undermined.
talkingcock.com 
